Sunday, August 7, 2011

Oh Hott Damn!!

Happy day to me!! So I know I've mentioned before that I really, really, REALLY hate my job. It kills my soul and every time I clock in to work I feel like I'm selling my soul to the Devil. I work in retail so I'm justified in feeling like that because the costumers you have to deal with in retail are nasty, stuck up people who think they are in titled to everything. It's a grocery store with a clothing department and home department, it's like Wal-Mart but better quality. Inside my store we have a jewelry store called Fred Myers Jewelers, I'm good friends with all the girls in there and very good friends with the manager. I was told by Heather who works in there that the oldest woman in the store will be retiring in November. Sooo I emailed Stacy, the manager and asked if I could be hired and take her hours when she retires and she said YES!!

I am so flippin' happy and excited about this new job and I know it's going to be a great experience. It will be nice to finally have a job that I don't hate and I won't have to feel like my soul is being killed by the Devil. The only problem about starting this new job is that I have to wait till October to be hired and work in there which is really going to suck cause I have to deal with that shit hole for TWO WHOLE MONTHS and I know that will be the longest two months I will ever have to deal with. I really hate to have to spew all this crap and complain to all of you but you guys have no idea how bad I get treated in that place, I promise I get treated like shit there and they like to yell at me for things that everyone else does but I'm the one who gets in trouble.

I just have to grit my teeth and ignore all the two face drama from that store and then I'll be out! Yes I will still be in the same store but I won't have to work with all those mean people and the mean managers won't be my managers anymore and I don't have to listen to them. My goal for my new job is to drop 30 to 35 pounds to I can buy some really cute clothes since I need to dress nice and professional, going to be great. Thank you for letting vent and brag at the same time, I hope I didn't bore any of you ;]

"The Springwood Slasher, that's what they call me!"- Freddy Krueger

Friday, August 5, 2011

My Love Letter To Freddy Krueger

To my wonderful Freddy Krueger, how you make me smile. You're beautiful burned face, you're smart ass jokes you make right before your about to gut someone. And the way you get people to fear you, what can I say.. It's such a turn on. I remember the first time I saw you, yes I'll admit you scared me but in my defense I was 7 years old. I want you to know that I've grown up and I don't fear you, I love you. I want to be by your side when you take a step inside a pour lonely victim's mind. I want you to take me under your arm and teach me your ways.

You, Freddy are the marshmellow to my hot cocoa, the dollar bill to my stripper thong. You complete me. Words cannot describe the love I have for you. Yes there have been rumors that I've been having a secret love affair with Jason Voorhees but I want you to know that It's always been you. When you had that huge feud between Jason I was on your side, I voted for you. I have always loved you and you are the only man for me.

I get chills every time I hear you speak, the comments you make to you're victims is just delightful. "Welcome to Prime Time bitch." Awww, classic Freddy. People may say that your a bad person but they don't know you the way I do, they don't see what I see. I know what type of person you are, yeah you might act like a hard ass but that's just part of your charm. You don't want people to hate you, you want people to love you and I do. Your not a bad person your just misunderstood. I know deep down that you are a caring and loving person who just wants to show the world how you roll.

Of course, you've been wronged so you rebelled, who hasn't?! I just want you to know that I don't think less of you for that. We all have our troubles and I accept you. I don't want you to think that there isn't someone out there that doesn't understand cause I do. I love you Freddy, don't let those losers tell you what to do, you show them who's boss. You never cease to amaze me. When I saw you in that Fat Boys music video I just thought to myself, that's my man! I won't betray you like you're daughter did, I will stand by your side for eternity. So lets jump on you're motorcycle of terror and ride through the dream world together. You are simply amazing and I am so grateful I know you. There is no surprise why I took you're last name.

Love// Jenny Krueger

P.s. This was written for the Robert Englund Freddy, NOT the Jackie Earle Haley Freddy.